Spotted Dick? You put it in your mouth? Are you serious?

So, I was in the local supermarket the other day and my spouse, who knows how much I love teh funny, picks up a can and goes, “Here, you’ll like this.” This is what she hands me:

Heinz Spotted Dick

I quickly put it back on the shelf, whipped out my camera phone, and took a quick snap.

Yes, that does say “Spotted Dick.” It’s a can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding. Those are just five words that don’t belong in a sentence with that kind of proximity. Apparently people eat Dick and like it, when it’s Spotted. Ahh, those strange Brits are just so queer.

UPDATE 2006-06-13: My friend Kevin shares some cock flavoured soup mix. Superb!

Tags:
food,
humor

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Comments

  1. Tricia says:

    Oh my…I never knew such a product existed – LOL!!

  2. An English person says:

    It’s a traditional pudding, dick used to mean dough, but it is quite funny! Try some its really good with custard.

  3. Chickenhead says:

    Dick is from “puddik” pudding back in the 1800′s Shortened to DICK.. Made of suet.. Really good for your heart!

  4. Tom Higgins says:

    Yeah – You americans are well funny! Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is?
    Would love to lose all sense of intelligence. maybe i could become presidnent then!

    Spotted dicks? i saw a few in the White house.

    • Mrstattoo says:

      I found a can of this stuff on the shelf here in California too! Cracked up when I saw it. I took a picture of it an blasted it on Facebook LOL!

      Anyway, for those of you in the UK that doesn’t know what Dick is in the US, its slang for a man’s penis. So don’t get all stupid and defensive. If we posted something you’ve never seen, you would do the same thing. And Tom Higgins, what the fu*k does a can food have to do with politics? Eating spotting dick is probably why they say the UK needs more dental work.

    • Mal says:

      I’ll second that response. Some people are just plain stupid.

  5. cheesy says:

    Do Architects really love eating spotted dick? Right after a main course of cock flavoured soup?

  6. Dossy says:

    Ah, yes, can’t forget about the cock flavoured soup.

  7. chuck says:

    “wish i was american. Would love to lose all sense of intelligence”, you dont miss what you never had eh!!!!

  8. chuck says:

    “Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is? Would love to lose all sense of intelligence”
    LIKE THEY SAY, YOU DONT MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD!!

  9. cheesy says:

    Is that balls and all? Followed by the cream of sum-yung-gy?

    Really, six bucks seems reasonable for a mouth full of spotted dick.

    Whores in NY charge alot more. But I know Architects who just love to chomp on pork, spotted or not.

  10. Cheese eater says:

    i love a dribble of cheese.

  11. Tom Higgins says:

    How much is six bucks in real money?

  12. Vincent Monzentini says:

    isn’t that Kerry’s wife… Heinz Bobbitt?

  13. Silvio says:

    hahheahaEHaehh! Pretty good! “Here’s roof sniper, dick spotted. May I shot him?” haha

  14. Jamie says:

    How dare you make fun of spotted dick! It’s traditional.

  15. Ida says:

    Hmmmm spotted dick, normally I woudl say if its spotted stay away… but is this case with
    LOTS O CREAM its amazing!!!

  16. Earle says:

    What store were you in that had Spotted Dick for sale?
    Name & City please would be nice.

    Thanks Earle

  17. Dossy says:

    Earle: I believe it was my local Stop & Shop here in Butler, New Jersey.

  18. ida says:

    mmmmmmmmm….SPOTTED DICK…….BRING IT ON BABY!…….CREAM PIE ALL OVER MY FACE, OH YA YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

  19. ida says:

    its almost as yummy as alyson’s cream!

  20. Clyde says:

    Oh ya, I have lots O cream thats comes out of my SPOTTED DICK! Oh ya 8 LBS of Sturdy Meat!

  21. annonymous says:

    Hey Travaglione, open up a can of your spotted dick

    Oh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  22. Dossy says:

    Ida/Clyde: You need a hobby. One that doesn’t involve commenting on this blog entry. :-P

  23. ida says:

    I know, I have a hobby and it is commenting on this blog to make my friend laugh! and your hobby is reading my comments….

  24. steve says:

    You brittish pussies sure do whine alot…Mabey in the UK that makes sense but in America its effin funny…so go eat a dick!!! hehehehehehehe

  25. danielle says:

    I work at a byerlys and that is EXACTLY what i did after work xD haha i was laughing my head off.

  26. yppahappy says:

    I have a can of spotted dick to give as a gag gift at my office christmas party. I’m going to give it to a friend from south america….he is not going to get this at all! lol

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