Japanese Pastafarians and Pilates, huh?! Non sequiturs abound!

Taking a quick break while working tonight, I decided to surf some USENET and saw this message in alt.religion.pastafarianism:

coj wrote:

I just saw “The complete book of Pilates”

Shivel me timbels…one flom your lockel Jones San?

To my Japanese Pilates bretheren, I say, “ALLLLLLLLL!” (Of course, the Japanese know that ninjas are cooler …)

(If this makes absolutely no sense to you, perhaps you should brush up on your Engrish.)

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