Dilbert: It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong

It’s days like today that I feel like Scott Adams has been watching my relationship with my wife from behind the fourth wall:

Dilbert 2007-10-09: It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong.
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Girl: You treat every conversation like it’s a contest where you have to be the one who is right!

Dilbert: It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong.

Girl: See? There it is!

Dilbert: I’m pretty sure that was you again.

Thank you, Scott. I sent this to my wife and we both had a laugh–perhaps a nervous one–today.

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