February 15, 2006

Spotted Dick? You put it in your mouth? Are you serious?

So, I was in the local supermarket the other day and my spouse, who knows how much I love teh funny, picks up a can and goes, "Here, you'll like this." This is what she hands me:

Heinz Spotted Dick

I quickly put it back on the shelf, whipped out my camera phone, and took a quick snap.

Yes, that does say "Spotted Dick." It's a can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding. Those are just five words that don't belong in a sentence with that kind of proximity. Apparently people eat Dick and like it, when it's Spotted. Ahh, those strange Brits are just so queer.

UPDATE 2006-06-13: My friend Kevin shares some cock flavoured soup mix. Superb!

Tags: food, humor

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Oh my...I never knew such a product existed - LOL!!

Posted by: Tricia on February 18, 2006 at 04:10 PM | Permalink
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It's a traditional pudding, dick used to mean dough, but it is quite funny! Try some its really good with custard.

Posted by: An English person on March 18, 2006 at 03:59 PM | Permalink
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Dick is from "puddik" pudding back in the 1800's Shortened to DICK.. Made of suet.. Really good for your heart!

Posted by: Chickenhead on June 21, 2006 at 06:21 PM | Permalink
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Yeah - You americans are well funny! Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is?
Would love to lose all sense of intelligence. maybe i could become presidnent then!

Spotted dicks? i saw a few in the White house.

Posted by: Tom Higgins on August 4, 2006 at 09:14 AM | Permalink
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Do Architects really love eating spotted dick? Right after a main course of cock flavoured soup?

Posted by: cheesy on August 4, 2006 at 09:27 AM | Permalink
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Ah, yes, can't forget about the cock flavoured soup.

Posted by: Dossy on August 4, 2006 at 09:56 AM | Permalink
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"wish i was american. Would love to lose all sense of intelligence", you dont miss what you never had eh!!!!

Posted by: chuck on August 4, 2006 at 10:02 AM | Permalink
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"Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is? Would love to lose all sense of intelligence"
LIKE THEY SAY, YOU DONT MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD!!

Posted by: chuck on August 4, 2006 at 10:03 AM | Permalink
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Is that balls and all? Followed by the cream of sum-yung-gy?

Really, six bucks seems reasonable for a mouth full of spotted dick.

Whores in NY charge alot more. But I know Architects who just love to chomp on pork, spotted or not.

Posted by: cheesy on August 4, 2006 at 10:22 AM | Permalink
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i love a dribble of cheese.

Posted by: Cheese eater on August 4, 2006 at 10:47 AM | Permalink
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How much is six bucks in real money?

Posted by: Tom Higgins on August 4, 2006 at 10:54 AM | Permalink
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isn't that Kerry's wife... Heinz Bobbitt?

Posted by: Vincent Monzentini on November 2, 2006 at 07:00 PM | Permalink
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hahheahaEHaehh! Pretty good! "Here's roof sniper, dick spotted. May I shot him?" haha

Posted by: Silvio on November 9, 2006 at 08:28 AM | Permalink
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How dare you make fun of spotted dick! It's traditional.

Posted by: Jamie on November 23, 2006 at 08:32 PM | Permalink
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Hmmmm spotted dick, normally I woudl say if its spotted stay away... but is this case with
LOTS O CREAM its amazing!!!

Posted by: Ida on November 27, 2006 at 05:20 PM | Permalink
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What store were you in that had Spotted Dick for sale?
Name & City please would be nice.

Thanks Earle

Posted by: Earle on December 10, 2006 at 01:38 AM | Permalink
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Earle: I believe it was my local Stop & Shop here in Butler, New Jersey.

Posted by: Dossy on December 10, 2006 at 07:07 AM | Permalink
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mmmmmmmmm....SPOTTED DICK.......BRING IT ON BABY!.......CREAM PIE ALL OVER MY FACE, OH YA YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

Posted by: ida on February 21, 2007 at 01:17 PM | Permalink
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its almost as yummy as alyson's cream!

Posted by: ida on February 21, 2007 at 02:38 PM | Permalink
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Oh ya, I have lots O cream thats comes out of my SPOTTED DICK! Oh ya 8 LBS of Sturdy Meat!

Posted by: Clyde on February 23, 2007 at 03:36 PM | Permalink
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Hey Travaglione, open up a can of your spotted dick

Oh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: annonymous on February 23, 2007 at 03:37 PM | Permalink
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Ida/Clyde: You need a hobby. One that doesn't involve commenting on this blog entry. :-P

Posted by: Dossy on February 23, 2007 at 03:39 PM | Permalink
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I know, I have a hobby and it is commenting on this blog to make my friend laugh! and your hobby is reading my comments....

Posted by: ida on February 23, 2007 at 03:41 PM | Permalink
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You brittish pussies sure do whine alot...Mabey in the UK that makes sense but in America its effin funny...so go eat a dick!!! hehehehehehehe

Posted by: steve on April 6, 2008 at 03:45 PM | Permalink
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