Causes come and go, but Breast Awareness Month is a keeper.

In support of such a good cause, I’m trying to be extra-aware this month of all the lovely breasts I see! Please, don’t get all bent if I’m staring at your chest — I’m just doing my part to support the cause!

Can you imagine what life would be like in a world without boobs? Sad, sad indeed.

Oh, and apparently those pasties pictured above are available for sale on eBay.