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		<title>Rational religiousness, oxymorons all of you!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still don&#8217;t understand why people feel they have to choose between Judaism, Christianity or Paganism, or any other supernaturally-based religion. If you believe in a God or Gods at all, why not believe in them all? I can understand atheists: if you don&#8217;t believe that any God or Gods exist, you just don&#8217;t believe. [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still don&#8217;t understand why people feel they have to choose <em>between</em> Judaism, Christianity or Paganism, or any other supernaturally-based religion.  If you believe in a God or Gods at all, why not believe in them all?</p>
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<p>I can understand atheists: if you don&#8217;t believe that any God or Gods exist, you just don&#8217;t believe.  This is actually rational and sound, regardless whether you&#8217;re right or wrong in the end.  You have a fair, 50/50 chance of being right.  But non-Christian Paganists, or non-Pagan Christians, or any combination of the various God-worshipping religions &#8230; to believe in the possibility of even one God at all is a tremendous leap of faith, but to believe that you, personally, are able to accurately discern which of the <em>many</em> religions is correct and which God or Gods actually exist is either ignorant hubris or outright stupidity.</p>
<p>This all might sound like an argument in favor of atheism, but I feel that&#8217;s a cheap exit that shouldn&#8217;t be taken by anyone of intellectual integrity.  What I actually wonder is why more people don&#8217;t argue in favor of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnitheism">omnitheism</a>.</p>
<p>I have generally self-identified myself as an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igtheist">igtheist</a> Lutheran.  However, I&#8217;m not fully committed to that label, as igtheism is a very strong position that simply defers the conversation of God&#8217;s existance.  More accurately, I&#8217;m an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism">apatheist</a> Lutheran: I enjoy being part of a community of Christians who value a personal understanding of faith and their relationship with God.  It just so happens that my relationship with God is one of irrelevance.  But, the people I commune with, many of the values we individuals share, our concern for the world and each other &#8230; these things I value.</p>
<p>However, pushing forward from apatheism to omnitheism is a huge leap.  Am I &#8220;missing&#8221; something by not incorporating Gods into my life?  How will I ever know if I don&#8217;t try?  What do I have to lose by trying?</p>
<p>Apatheism is a very convenient position, but life without risk yields little reward.  Clearly, I need to do more deep thinking about this and make some decisions.</p>
<p>Do you identify as an apatheist?  Have you wrestled with the conundrum of whether to make the leap to omnitheism?  Do you have a story to share?  I&#8217;d love to hear from you.</p>
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		<title>Instruct a wise man and he will be wiser still</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[8Do not rebuke a mocker or he will hate you; &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; rebuke a wise man and he will love you. 9Instruct a wise man and he will be wiser still; &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; teach a righteous man and he will add to his learning. &#8211; Proverbs 9:8-9 Tags: bible, quote, proverbs, wisdom Related posts: My father&#8217;s key [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote style="padding-left: 0.5em; margin-left: 1.5em; border-left: #666 3px solid;"><p><sup>8</sup>Do not rebuke a mocker or he will hate you;<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; rebuke a wise man and he will love you.<br />
<sup>9</sup>Instruct a wise man and he will be wiser still;<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; teach a righteous man and he will add to his learning.</p>
<p>&#8211; Proverbs 9:8-9</p>
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		<title>Reconciling creation and evolution</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Often, the pro-creation or anti-evolution argument looks to the first chapter of Genesis as its basis, that God created all kinds and so nothing evolved from something else. What strikes me as odd is the presumption that this same omnipotent God is bounded by what we perceive as time. Why is it hard to accept [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Often, the pro-creation or anti-evolution argument looks to the first chapter of Genesis as its basis, that God created all kinds and so nothing evolved from something else.  What strikes me as odd is the presumption that this same omnipotent God is bounded by what we perceive as time.  Why is it hard to accept that God conceived of&#8211;not literally &#8220;created&#8221;&#8211;everything at once but that some would only come to manifest at a certain point in time?  This would indeed have all scientific appearances of evolution, of one kind of beast becoming another, but God still having done this magnificent deed during the act of creation.</p>
<p>Even in Genesis, God &#8220;evolves&#8221; woman from man, taking a part of him and creating something new that did not exist before.  This is absolutely testament that evolution happens and that God may indeed be at the center of its happening.  Yet, pro-creation arguers insist that evolution doesn&#8217;t happen?  This is absurd at best.</p>
<p>Similarly, the pro-evolution arguers insisting that such miraculous events could occur purely by random chance seems too optimistic for my tastes.  We have very little evidence of &#8220;evolution gone horribly wrong&#8221; which would inevitably need to happen much more frequently than evolution getting it right to get us to where we are today.  Yet, the fossil record is clearly lacking this proof.  Apparently, the evolutionary stasis in the observed fossil record is clear.</p>
<p>Scientists have coined the term <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuated_equilibrium">punctuated equilibrium</a> to describe the short bursts of evolutionary improvement that happens.  Why is it so hard to accept that these apparently miraculous core changes to a species wasn&#8217;t guided somehow?  Believing that these rare and unlikely events, which now seems to not stem from constantly failed random attempts, can happen repeatedly is like winning the lottery every time you buy a ticket, and repeatedly buying tickets and winning every time!  Sorry, that kind of luck is &#8230; Godlike, to say the least.</p>
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		<title>What is your favorite Bible verse?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next week, our third grade Sunday School children each will receive their own Bible, which this year, my older daughter will be included. Part of the process involves parents selecting their favorite Bible verses and highlighting them, so that when the children read through their Bible, they will be able to share this with them. [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next week, our third grade <a href="http://oursaviourchurch.org/sunday-school/">Sunday School</a> children each will receive their own Bible, which this year, my older daughter will be included. Part of the process involves parents selecting their favorite Bible verses and highlighting them, so that when the children read through their Bible, they will be able to share this with them.</p>
<p>Now, I imagine for most parents who have gone through Sunday School and otherwise grew up in a church already have a bunch of favorite Bible verses. For me, this isn&#8217;t the case; I was only baptized at the end of 2005. I suppose I could skim through and try to find meaningful passages, but for some reason it just seems wrong to do that.</p>
<p>So, I <a href="http://twitter.com/dossy/statuses/966666644">put out a call</a> to my Twitter friends asking for their favorite Bible verses and several people responded! Here&#8217;s the first few responses that came in:</p>
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<li><strong>Micah 7:8</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>8</sup>Do not rejoice over me, O my enemy. Though I fall I will rise; Though I dwell in darkness, the LORD is a light for me.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/jaymartinez/statuses/966672051">@jaymartinez</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Proverbs 31:8-9</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>8</sup>Speak out for those who cannot speak, for the rights of all the destitute. <sup>9</sup>Speak out, judge righteously, defend the rights of the poor and needy.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/jerseymomma/statuses/966672495">@jerseymomma</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Leviticus 24:15</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>15</sup>And speak to the people of Israel, saying: Anyone who curses God shall bear the sin.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/grossberg/statuses/966682213">@jgrossberg</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Exodus 21:17</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>17</sup>Whoever curses father or mother shall be put to death.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/grossberg/statuses/966682213">@jgrossberg</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Matthew 6:28-34</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>28</sup>And why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they neither toil nor spin, <sup>29</sup>yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not clothed like one of these. <sup>30</sup>But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? <sup>31</sup>Therefore do not worry, saying, “What will we eat?” or “What will we drink?” or “What will we wear?” <sup>32</sup>For it is the Gentiles who strive for all these things; and indeed your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things. <sup>33</sup>But strive first for the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. <sup>34</sup>So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of its own. Today’s trouble is enough for today.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/suebob/statuses/966688146">@suebob</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Psalm 118:24</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>24</sup>This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/suebob/statuses/966688146">@suebob</a>]</li>
<li><strong>John 14:18</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>18</sup>I will not leave you orphaned; I am coming to you.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/suebob/statuses/966688146">@suebob</a>]</li>
<li><strong>1 Corinthians 15:56</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>56</sup>The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/harda">@harda</a>]</li>
<li><strong>John 14:6</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>6</sup>Jesus said to him, ‘I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/ronaldbradford/statuses/966790811">@ronaldbradford</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Matthew 5:1-12</strong> &#8211; The Beatitudes [from <a href="http://twitter.com/ronaldbradford/statuses/966790811">@ronaldbradford</a>]</li>
<li><strong>Genesis 1:1</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>1</sup>In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth,&#8221; [from <a href="http://twitter.com/ronaldbradford/statuses/966790811">@ronaldbradford</a>]</li>
</ul>
<p>Some of my own favorites (that aren&#8217;t included above) that I&#8217;ve learned so far through the few years I&#8217;ve been regularly attending Sunday services include:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>1 Corinthians 13:4-8</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>4</sup>Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant <sup>5</sup>or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; <sup>6</sup>it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. <sup>7</sup>It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. <sup>8</sup>Love never ends. But as for prophecies, they will come to an end; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will come to an end.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Ephesians 2:8</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>8</sup>For by grace you have been saved through faith, and this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God—&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Titus 3:5</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>5</sup>he saved us, not because of any works of righteousness that we had done, but according to his mercy, through the water of rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Romans 12:2</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>2</sup>Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your minds, so that you may discern what is the will of God—what is good and acceptable and perfect.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>John 13:34</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>34</sup>I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>James 1:5</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>5</sup>If any of you is lacking in wisdom, ask God, who gives to all generously and ungrudgingly, and it will be given you.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Hebrews 13:5</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>5</sup>Keep your lives free from the love of money, and be content with what you have; for he has said, ‘I will never leave you or forsake you.’&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Galatians 3:28</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>28</sup>There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male and female; for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>James 2:14</strong> &#8211; &#8220;<sup>14</sup>What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if you say you have faith but do not have works? Can faith save you?&#8221;</li>
</ul>
<p>Do you have a favorite Bible passage that isn&#8217;t listed above? I&#8217;d really love to know what it is&#8211;tell me what it is in the comments below. Thanks.</p>
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		<title>LOL meme makes John 4 better</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The gospel lesson this past week was on John 4, where Jesus meets the Samaritan woman. Our church uses this lectionary insert which uses the NRSV translation of the Bible. As our pastor read the gospel lesson, I couldn&#8217;t help but LOL at verse 11: 11The woman said to him, &#8216;Sir, you have no bucket, [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gospel lesson this past week was on <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&amp;chapter=4&amp;version=31">John 4</a>, where Jesus meets the Samaritan woman. <a href="http://oursaviourchurch.org/">Our church</a> uses <a href="http://www.augsburgfortress.org/store/item.jsp?clsid=118948&amp;productgroupid=0&amp;isbn=SUB0000014">this lectionary insert</a> which uses the <acronym title="New Revised Standard Version">NRSV</acronym> translation of the Bible. As our pastor read <a href="http://bible.oremus.org/?passage=John+4">the gospel lesson</a>, I couldn&#8217;t help but LOL at verse 11:</p>
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<p><sup>11</sup>The woman said to him, &#8216;Sir, you have no bucket, and the well is deep. Where do you get that living water?</p>
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<p>The first thought my mind produced, was, &#8220;Jesus, you <a href="http://ihasabucket.com/">has no bukkit</a>.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t help it, my mind went into full LOL mode. This was the internal dialogue that went on inside my head:</p>
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<p><strong>JESUS:</strong> GIMME DRINK.<br /><strong>WOMAN:</strong> LOL! WTF?<br /><strong>JESUS:</strong> GIMME DRINK, NAO!<br /><strong>WOMAN:</strong> O RLY? U HAS NO BUKKIT. HOW U GET WATER?<br /><strong>JESUS:</strong> YA RLY! I DRINK UR MILKSHAKE!&nbsp;I DRINK IT RITE UP! WE CAN BE BFF!<br /><strong>WOMAN:</strong> NO WAI! GIMME WATER!</p>
<p><strong>JESUS:</strong> I BEEN WATCHIN U FAP.<br /><strong>WOMAN:</strong> OMG! I SEE WHAT&nbsp;U DID&nbsp;THAR.</p>
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<p><p>Yeah, pray for my immortal soul, or something.</p>
<p>(Before all you bright people point it out, yes, I know about the <a href="http://www.lolcatbible.com/">LOLcat Bible</a> and there&#8217;s even a translation for <a href="http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=John_4">John 4</a>&nbsp;already.)</p>
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		<title>Choosing a church like you&#8217;d choose a supermarket</title>
		<link>http://dossy.org/2007/12/choosing-a-church-like-youd-choose-a-supermarket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dossy Shiobara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like to describe myself as an igtheist&#8211;one who doesn&#8217;t care whether God exists or not. However, I attend a Lutheran church every week, and I play guitar for the children&#8217;s choir and sing in the church choir. I do this because I really like the people in the congregation, as well as the opportunity [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like to describe myself as an <strong>igtheist</strong>&#8211;one who doesn&#8217;t care whether God exists or not.</p>
<p>However, I attend a <a href="http://oursaviourchurch.org/">Lutheran church</a> every week, and I play guitar for the children&#8217;s choir and sing in the church choir. I do this because I really like the people in the congregation, as well as the opportunity to share my love for performing music and singing with people.</p>
<p>How do you go about choosing a church? Think about it this way: choosing a church is like choosing a supermarket. Some folks go to the nearest one to their house. Some stick with a particular chain because they prefer it for whatever reason. Some go to the one that sells at the lowest prices. Some go to the ones that offer the highest quality product. Some go to the ones that give away free food samples.</p>
<p>Going to church is not so much about believing in God than it is about liking the community of people that attend church at a specific location. Your criteria for choosing a church will likely differ from someone else&#8217;s, but in the end if you&nbsp;go to church, go because it provides you with the value you&#8217;re looking for, not as a statement about your belief (or lack thereof) in God.</p>
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		<title>Evolution vs. Creationism, again</title>
		<link>http://dossy.org/2007/08/evolution-vs-creationism-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dossy Shiobara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[elfs (yes, that Elf) wrote in his LJ today about Ashley Evans&#8217;s rant and it helped me clarify some thoughts I&#8217;ve had for a while but couldn&#8217;t express in words. As much as I tend to believe that some theory of evolution is more likely to be correct than some formulation of a creationist myth, [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="ljuser" style="WHITE-SPACE: nowrap"><a href="http://elfs.livejournal.com/profile"><img class="ContextualPopup" style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt" height="17" alt="" src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" width="17" /></a><a href="http://elfs.livejournal.com/"><b>elfs</b></a></span> (yes, <strong>that</strong> Elf) wrote in his LJ today about <a href="http://elfs.livejournal.com/671627.html">Ashley Evans&#8217;s rant</a> and it helped me clarify some thoughts I&#8217;ve had for a while but couldn&#8217;t express in words.</p>
<p>As much as I tend to believe that <em>some</em> theory of evolution is more likely to be correct than some formulation of a creationist myth, I think it is fair to say that there&#8217;s a non-empty &#8220;gap&#8221; in <strong>The</strong> Theory of Evolution. I can explain why with one question: <em>Which</em> theory of evolution is <strong>The</strong> Theory of Evolution? The fact that I can ask that question demonstrates the flaw.</p>
<p>Is it Darwinian natural selection? Punctuated equilibrium? Something else entirely?</p>
<p>Ironically, while I said I tend to believe some form of evolutionary theory is correct as opposed to some creationist myth, I have a hard time accepting that any of the currently expressed theories of evolution to be the actually correct one, either.</p>
<p>But, I trust, through good science and rigorous discipline, we&#8217;ll continue to iterate towards the correct one.</p>
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		<title>God&#8217;s motivational power is astounding</title>
		<link>http://dossy.org/2007/05/gods-motivational-power-is-astounding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 15:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dossy Shiobara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Steve and I talk about all sorts of stuff, but a snippet from today&#8217;s exchange I really wanted to share with everyone: Steve: My coworker, who&#8217;s an orthodox Jew, believes ideas like CD players came from God because he can&#8217;t conceive how ideas like that can come from mere mortals. I tried to [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a href="http://www.njgeeks.org/?q=sgoguen">Steve</a> and I talk about all sorts of stuff, but a snippet from today&#8217;s exchange I really wanted to share with everyone:</p>
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<p><font color="#cc0000"><b>Steve:</b></font> My coworker, who&#8217;s an orthodox Jew, believes ideas like CD players came from God because he can&#8217;t conceive how ideas like that can come from mere mortals. I tried to explain to him that ideas are a dime a dozen and the important key is actually doing it.</p>
<p><b><font color="#204a87">Dossy:</font></b> Right. Motivation comes from God. <img src='http://dossy.org/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Because, mere mortals left to their own devices would just sit around naked and masturbate. You know, &#8217;til we got kicked out of the Garden of Eden &#8230; and we realized being naked and masturbating was Not Good.</p>
<p><font color="#204a87"><b>Dossy:</b></font> That damned forbidden fruit.</p>
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<p>Ah, any time you can mash up a world&#8217;s creation myth with masturbation, you&#8217;ve accomplished a masterwork. I&#8217;ve met my quota for the day.</p>
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		<title>Life according to Heroes, the TV show</title>
		<link>http://dossy.org/2007/03/life-according-to-heroes-the-tv-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dossy Shiobara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The season 1 finale episode, Parasite, aired recently.&#160; In it, there was an incredibly insightful piece of dialogue between Nathan Petrelli and Mr. Linderman: Linderman: You see, I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning. Nathan: I&#8217;d like [...]
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<p align="left">The season 1 finale episode, <a href="http://www.tv.com/heroes/parasite/episode/962049/summary.html">Parasite</a>, aired recently.&nbsp; In it, there was an incredibly insightful piece of dialogue between Nathan Petrelli and Mr. Linderman:</p>
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<p><strong>Linderman</strong>: You see, I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning.</p>
<p><b>Nathan</b>: I&#8217;d like to have both.</p>
<p><b>Linderman</b>: Can&#8217;t be done. Two very different paths. I mean, to be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present and with no thought with what&#8217;s gone on before, and no thought of what lies ahead. But a life of meaning, a man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future. And my guess is that you&#8217;ve done quite a bit of obsessing about yours these last few days. <i>(Nathan pulls out a gun)</i> Now you can&#8217;t have any of my pot pie.</p>
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<p>Linderman is certainly the God-character, holding unique knowledge about the nature of reality which has so puzzled all of the other characters.&nbsp; As mortals, we&#8217;re constantly torn between the two ends of the continuum, seeking out truth and meaning but also trying to find happiness.&nbsp; It&#8217;s very clear that they are indeed on two ends of a continuum and our very struggle is what keeps us in the middle of it.</p>
<p>I guess this quote was especially relevant given my <a href="http://dossy.org/archives/000416.html">recent state of mind</a>.</p>
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		<title>Love, according to 1 Corinthians 13</title>
		<link>http://dossy.org/2007/01/love-according-to-1-corinthians-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dossy Shiobara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been reflecting and introspecting lately, especially around the subject of love. Perhaps it was no small coincidence that at this past Sunday&#8217;s church service, the second reading was taken from 1 Corinthians 13. Verses 4 through 8: 4Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant 5or rude. It [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been <a href="http://dossy.org/archives/000393.html">reflecting and introspecting</a> lately, especially around the subject of love. Perhaps it was no small coincidence that at this past Sunday&#8217;s church service, the second reading was taken from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Corinthians_13">1 Corinthians 13</a>. Verses 4 through 8:</p>
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<p><sup>4</sup>Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant <sup>5</sup>or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; <sup>6</sup>it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. <sup>7</sup>It hears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.</p>
<p><sup>8</sup>Love never ends. [...]</p>
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<p>Love is hard for me to be. Love is worth it.</p>
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