del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since August 28, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – COMPLY
  “sudo make me a sandwich” … “okay”
  Tags: comic, humor, sysadmin, sudo, sandwich, xkcd
• CNN.com – Stingray kills ‘Crocodile Hunter’ – Sep 4, 2006
  Crikey! He’s dead! Steve Irwin (44) has been done in by a stingray barb through the chest. He’s survived by a wife and two young children.
  Tags: obituary, news, steveirwin, crikey
• Sierra Magazine: Hazards of Hydration (Nov/Dec 2003)
  Can bisphenol-A (BPA) really leach from polycarbonate plastic bottles (#7, Nalgene) and result in chromosomal abnormalities?
  Tags: article, health, plastic, nalgene, sierraclub
• Top Ten No Sympathy Lines
  Answers to common student gripes by Steven Dutch, Natural and Applied Sciences, University of Wisconsin – Green Bay. This is a must-read for college students and graduates alike. (via John Scalzi)
  Tags: article, education, sympathy, stevendutch
• Ben Casnocha: The Blog: What Separates a Talker and a Doer?
  A great entry by Ben on the “action habit” … a very well-written answer to the question being asked.
  Tags: blog, psychology, bencasnocha
• WWdN: In Exile: Mashup: The Simpsons Theme and the Star Trek Theme
  Is it just me, or is that Wil Wheaton’s “Oh” face? Heh.
  Tags: blog, startrek, simpsons, youtube, video, wilwheaton
• The Tom Kyte Blog: Do I ever agree with this…
  Debuggers are bad, mmm’kay? Tom Kyte at Oracle and Linus Torvalds agree.
  Tags: blog, oracle, linux, programming, tomkyte, linustorvalds
• Epilog Laser Engraver Engraving Laser Cutting Marking Systems and Machines
  Okay, how much do these Epilog laser “printers” cost? I want one! (via MAKE)
  Tags: product, epilog, laser, printer
• cooltools: CoolThreads Optimized Open Source Software Stack (Cool Stack)
  CSQamp, CSQmysql, CSQperl, CSQphp, CSQsquid, CSQtomcat. (via Tim Bray)
  Tags: software, sun, solaris, free, opensource, apache, mysql, php, perl, squid, tomcat
• brad’s life – Treearrange: a compliment to rsync
  Brad writes a quick tool to pair up files across servers based on their checksums to synchronize files and directories that have been reorganized.
  Tags: blog, livejournal, bradfitz, treearrange, sync, tools

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since August 21, 2006 at 05:09 PM:

• Jesse Ruderman > Race conditions in security dialogs
  Interesting social engineering attack to get users to give untrusted code permission to execute. I’m surprised this hasn’t been exploited more than it already is.
  Tags: blog, article, security, software, design, socialengineering
• Weird Al- Dont Download This Song
  Promotional site for the “Straight Outta Lynwood” album. Marketing genius, as usual.
  Tags: music, marketing, weirdal, song
• This Fish Needs a Bicycle: mirror face
  “Mirror Face. It’s like, Visible Panty Line above the neck. *Shudder*”
  Tags: blog, ivillage, thisfish, heather
• This Fish Needs a Bicycle: beauty shop o’ tears
  Finally, a picture of Heather.
  Tags: blog, ivillage, thisfish, heather, photo
• Internet revives ancient skills of the geisha girls – World – Times Online
  (via LJ: javadave4)
  Tags: news, internet, geisha, japan
• Lauren Weinstein’s Blog: Search Engine Privacy Dilemmas — and Paths Toward Solutions
  Lauren proposes a working group/consortium to discuss data destruction policies and other privacy-related matters. I hope AOL helps lead this effort.
  Tags: blog, legal, privacy, security, data, politics
• Who Owns What: Time Warner
  A pretty comprehensive listing of all of Time Warner’s business assets, accurate up to some time in 2004 (as of August 2006).
  Tags: reference, business, timewarner

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since August 7, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• 7-Zip
  “7-Zip is free software distributed under the GNU LGPL.”
  Tags: software, windows, compression, free, opensource
• SourceForge.net: ffdshow
  “ffdshow is DirectShow and VFW codec for decoding/encoding many video and audio formats, including DivX and XviD movies using libavcodec, xvid and other opensourced libraries with a rich set of postprocessing filters.”
  Tags: software, windows, media, video, audio, codec, opensource
• ACC Virtual Library: Reebok Rules, by John B. Douglas, III
  Mike Dillon (GC of Sun) started his blog and referenced the “Reebok Rules” … unfortunately, the ACC keeps it behind a pay-wall. Hope they issue some reprint rights so it can circulate freely.
  Tags: reference, legal, reebok, rules
• CNN.com – Sources: Arrest made in JonBenet Ramsey case – Aug 16, 2006
  Next thing you know, OJ will find Nicole Simpson’s killer … and we’ll finally capture Osama bin Laden. What strange times we live in …
  Tags: news, law, cnn, jonbenetramsey
• Sex Toy or Baby Toy? – Take the Quiz
  Should I be amused or disturbed that this quiz is extremely tough?
  Tags: quiz, baby, sex, toys, nsfw
• Philip Greenspun’s Weblog > The Lebanese/Israeli conflict (when Jew-hatred stops being fun)
  This is the only essay on the Lebanese/Israeli conflict that is a must-read.
  Tags: blog, government, war, lebanon, israel, essay, philipgreenspun
• PWNtcha – captcha decoder
  “PWNtcha stands for “Pretend We’re Not a Turing Computer but a Human Antagonist”, as well as PWN capTCHAs. This project’s goal is to demonstrate the inefficiency of many captcha implementations.”
  Tags: software, security, authentication, captcha, hacks
• FlickrStorm. Search on Flickr with some Magic
  Simple web service that makes searching Flickr presumably more relevant.
  Tags: webservice, flickr, photos, search
• Untitled – stock report (newspaper)
  “44 x 60″ – Oil on linen – 2006” … this is the kind of art I could enjoy owning. Amazing.
  Tags: art, images, newspaper, stevemills
• www.LvlLord.de – Tipps, Tricks & Utilities – Tools
  Canonical home of the Windows TCPIP.SYS event ID 4226 patch.
  Tags: software, windows, tcp, patch
• dygitaljoe’s bl0g > How to Speed up your P2P Downloads, 4226 Fix/Patch
  This applies to more than just P2P apps. If you use tabbed browsing in Firefox, it’s easy to hit the limit if you open multiple tabs simultaneously.
  Tags: blog, reference, howto, microsoft, windows, tcp, patch
• Successful Blog – 10 Reasons Readers Don’t Leave Comments
  ME “Liz” Strauss compiles an excellent list as to why many people might not leave a comment in your blog. Good reading.
  Tags: blog, reference, blogging, community, psychology
• How to Win Friends & Influence People – Basic Summary
  Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence People” in highly condensed form. (via Joe Grossberg)
  Tags: blog, reference, psychology, dalecarnegie
• Joel on Software: The Identity Management Method
  Tags: blog, business, management, joelspolsky
• Joel on Software: The Econ 101 Management Method
  Tags: blog, business, management, joelspolsky
• Scobleizer – Tech Geek Blogger > Montana’s big success story
  Tags: blog, montana, rightnow
• Silicon Valley Watcher–Tom Foremski on the business and culture of innovation
  Tags: blog, montana, rightnow
• Using a Background Image Grid to Lay Out Your Web Site | Smiley Cat Web Design
  Tags: blog, webdesign, image, css
• Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv
  “The shivs shown here, from the collection of designers Chris Kasabach and Vanessa Sica, were confiscated more than twenty years ago from New Jersey’s Rahway Prison (now East Jersey State Penitentiary) […]”
  Tags: blog, reference, prison, shiv, images
• Enlighten-NewJersey: Carnival of the New Jersey Bloggers # 62
  Tags: blog, carnival, newjersey
• blog.tenderbutton.com > what came out of my ear
  Dylan Stiles confirms that his earwax mostly consists of squalene, lanosterol and cholesterol. Science applied to curiousity equals awesome.
  Tags: blog, science, research, human, earwax, squalene, lanosterol, cholesterol, dylanstiles
• Joel on Software: The Command and Control Management Method
  “In other words, the military uses Command and Control because it’s the only way to get 18 year olds to charge through a minefield, not because they think it’s the best management method for every situation.”
  Tags: blog, article, business, management, leadership, joelspolsky
• Tobacco Public Policy Center: Tobacco and the Nation
  “Civil fines for smoking on an airline flight range from $2,200 for smoking in an airplane seat or cabin to $3,300 for smoking in an airplane lavatory. Tampering with a smoke detector installed in an airplane lavatory is punishable by a $2,200 fine.”
  Tags: reference, legal, smoking, airplane
• F.A.A. Details Rules Of Smoking Ban in Air – New York Times
  As of 1998, “Violators of the ban would face a civil fine of up to $1,000 per offense. Any passenger who tampers with a smoke detector in an aircraft lavatory and tries to smoke could face a fine of up to $2,000.”
  Tags: article, news, legal, nytimes, smoking, airplanes
• PDF: 14 CFR Ch. II (1–1–04 Edition) Pt. 252
  PART 252–SMOKING ABOARD AIRCRAFT
  Tags: reference, legal, airplanes, smoking, pdf
• Ban on Smoking in Airliners Doesn’t Apply to the Cockpit – New York Times
  By SETH MYDANS, SPECIAL TO THE NEW YORK TIMES
  Tags: article, news, legal, nytimes, smoking, airplanes
• Two Alpha: The WELL Gopher
  Matisse Enzer, the former Customer Support Manager at the WELL, gives a brief history of the WELL’s gopher service.
  Tags: blog, internet, history, gopher, matisseenzer, thewell
• Dossy’s Blog: AOLserver 4.5.0 released June 27, 2006
  Tags: news, internet, aol, aolserver, tcl, webserver, dossy

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since July 31, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• better-together – home of the politically incorrect alphabet
  (via jwz: 668657)
  Tags: art, children, culture, funny, satire, icons, images
• Chasing Ads, AOL Makes More Stuff Free
  “AOL will still offer dial-up accounts at $26 a month for unlimited use, […] in early September. […] Subscribers who dropped AOL within the past two years will be able to reclaim their old AOL.com e-mail addresses.”
  Tags: news, internet, business, aol, timewarner, free
• VANITY FAIR: 9/11 Live: The NORAD Tapes, By MICHAEL BRONNER
  “Michael Bronner was an associate producer on the movie United 93.” As interesting as the transcripts are, it still doesn’t disprove the conspiracy theory.
  Tags: news, 9/11, us, government, conspiracy, theory, norad

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since July 24, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• PressThink: Introducing NewAssignment.Net
  Jay Rosen throws the idea of NewAssignment.Net out, kickstarted with $10K from Craig Newmark. Freelance pro-journalism? Marketplace for gigs and news? How will it make money?
  Tags: business, news, journalism, collaboration, blogging, jayrosen, craignewmark
• Slashdot | Lead PHP Developer Quits
  Jani Taskinen writes, “Unfortunately I have had enough and I don’t want to be associated with this project anymore. // I’m sure most people (the ones who matter) can understand why. If someone doesn’t, I could not care less. Take care.” Ouch.
  Tags: news, slashdot, programming, php, janitaskinen
• Scorched 3D – A 3D Remake Of Scorched Earth
  It’s not quite Worms, but it looks nicely done and it’s free and supports lots of platforms.
  Tags: game, free, software, scorched, 3d
• Courier News Online – 6 skulls, severed hand lead to stripper arrest
  “Linda E. Kay, 31, was charged with improper disposition of human remains. […] Kay was released after posting a $100,000 bail bond.” 28 Diana Drive in South Plainfield? Linda’s apparently a dancer at Hott 22 in Union, too. Stereotypes, anyone?
  Tags: news, nj, freaky, stripper, occult, lindakay
• EWR Parking Information
  Information about parking at Newark Liberty International Airport.
  Tags: reference, parking, airport, EWR
• Dilbert 2006-07-25
  PHB: “Where’s your artificial sense of urgency?” Dilbert: “Teamwork killed it.”
  Tags: dilbert, comic, funny, teamwork

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since July 17, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• Painfully Obvious > Blog Archive > JavaScript “Associative Arrays” Considered Harmful
  Associative arrays in JS should use Object, not Array, objects. Good to know.
  Tags: blog, web, programming, javascript
• Lisa Randall CV
  This woman’s accomplishments is simply amazing. I’d love to meet her someday, but man, I’d feel so dumb in comparison. Wow.
  Tags: person, science, physics, lisarandall, resume, cv
• NewsForge | Michlmayr: QA brings together the cathedral and the bazaar
  Martin Michlmayr, former Debian project Leader, is studying the effects on quality in open source projects for his doctorate. One more step towards completely crossing the chasm …
  Tags: article, newsforge, opensource, quality, debian, martinmichlmayr
• Google AdSense – Case Study: Weblogs, Inc. grew blog ad revenue from $200 to $3000 a day with Google AdSense.
  Tags: article, business, blogging, advertising, weblogsinc, aol, google, adsense
• All about Linux: Find the speed of your Ethernet card in Linux
  mii-tool and ethtool … I can never remember these when I need them.
  Tags: blog, reference, linux, networking, sysadmin
• ISD | Products & Services:Cloverleaf Integration Suite
  Cloverleaf appears to also embed Tcl. Good to know.
  Tags: product, health, software, cloverleaf, tcl
• Farbtastic: jQuery color picker plug-in | Steven Wittens – Acko.net
  Steven Wittens uses jQuery to create a color picker widget that uses no Flash and no single-pixel DIVs.
  Tags: programming, javascript, jquery
• Ross Mayfield’s Weblog: Dandelife
  Ross is advising Edward and Kelly at Dandelife.
  Tags: blog, startup, business, socialnetworking, dandelife
• Check Digits
  Various check digit algorithms: ISBN mod 11 check, IBM check (credit cards), ABA routing number check, UPC check and Verhoeff’s Dihedral Group D5 check.
  Tags: reference, algorithm, check, digits
• CNN.com – Hooters chairman found dead in home – Jul 16, 2006
  “Robert Brooks, the chairman of Hooters of America, Inc. who made his fortune selling chicken wings served by scantily clad waitresses, was found dead at his home Sunday, officials said. He was 69.”
  Tags: obituary, hooters

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since July 10, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• Dossy’s Blog: annular ligament displacement, part deux
  Nursemaid’s elbow, and how to treat it.
  Tags: blog, health, reference, elbow
• assembler tutorials
  Useful 8086 assembler tutorials and references.
  Tags: reference, programming, intel, 8086, assembler, tutorial
• Centipedes? In /my/ vagina? // It’s more likely than you think.
  Spotted this while taking some silly quiz over at okcupid.com. ROFLOL!#!@#
  Tags: image, funny, okcupid, centipedes
• Ted’s Take – Underestimating AOL
  Ted Leonsis helps dispel some of the FUD around why AOL is seen as being in fourth place (behind Yahoo!, MSN and Google) instead of in second place. If he’s right, I hope the MSM understands what he’s saying and adjusts accordingly.
  Tags: blog, aol, news, tedleonsis
• Ben Casnocha: The Blog: Girl-on-Girl Hookups and Sexuality Categories
  Is “Lesbian Until Graduation” sexual liberation or regression? At what age do girls become women and realize they wield a significant amount of power in sexual relationships?
  Tags: blog, psychology, teen, sex, culture
• TechCrunch > Blog Archive > Skype Protocol Hacked
  Ugh, Mike Arrington should know better: the protocol wasn’t “hacked” it was “reverse engineered” … but anyway, this is great news. Skype may become a useful VoIP network after all.
  Tags: blog, internet, voip, news, skype
• Whatever: Athena Mix ’06
  John Scalzi shares the track list of a mix CD he put together for his now seven-year-old daughter Athena.
  Tags: blog, audio, music, mix
• Scarborough Country – MSNBC.com
  Amanda Congdon’s interview.
  Tags: video, news, amandacongdon
• Effect Measure: Impostor Syndrome
  It sounds silly, but I can definitely relate. Well, except that I really am just a big phony and folks will figure it out, I guess.
  Tags: blog, science, psychology, health
• TechCrunch > Blog Archive > Watch internet users’ behaviour with ClickTale
  “Unlike traditional web analytics that produce only pure statistics, ClickTale gives webmasters the ability to watch movies of users’ individual browsing sessions. Every mouse movement, every click and every keystroke are recorded for convenient playback.
  Tags: blog, tech, internet, web, company, clicktale, data, privacy
• How We Solved our Garbage Collection Pausing Problem
  Some good things to try if tuning your Java JVM. Thankfully, I don’t have to work with Java so, this is just in case someone asks me to help them, heh.
  Tags: article, reference, java, tuning
• Thoughts from ThePef: Clearinghouses vs. Blogs
  Aggregation of information gets smarter, more refined and targets verticals more tightly as the process improves.
  Tags: blog, aggregator, clearinghouses, joepeffer
• Videos uploaded by obeygeno at UnCut Video
  Tags: video, aol, uncutvideo
• Pink Floyd Co-Founder Dead At 60, Syd Barrett Spent His Last Years In Reclusive Anonymity – The ShowBuzz
  “Shine on You, Crazy Diamond.” (via LJ: aillecat)
  Tags: obituary, pinkfloyd, sydbarrett
• Kim Klaver: How Joe Girard became the world’s greatest salesperson…
  Harvard Buiness Review article (behind a paywall, sigh) about why it’s so critically important to “love your customers,” something that folks have been telling AOL for a while, now.
  Tags: blog, marketing, business, harvard, hbr, joegirard, sales
• Netcraft: June 2006 – Web Server Survey
  Tags: reference, internet, 2006, netcraft, webserver, survey, data
• Netcraft: June 2006 Web Server Survey
  Blog entry with highlights from the June 2006 survey.
  Tags: blog, reference, internet, 2006, netcraft, webserver, survey, data
• Dossy’s Blog: The world gets closer to proving my “donut shaped universe” theory!
  Tags: blog, science, physics, donut, theory
• Discrete Donut Twisted Chain Model of Space, Matter and Origin of Gravity
  Richard L. Marker has apparently done a lot more work vetting the donut theory of spacetime than I had. Feels good to know I’m not alone on this one.
  Tags: article, science, physics, donut, theory
• The Auto Blog – Tire Maintenance often Neglected by Motorists, Survey says
  Have you checked your tire pressure, lately?
  Tags: blog, reference, automobile, tire, maintenance
• THOMAS: Communications Opportunity, Promotion, and Enhancement Act of 2006 (HR5252)
  Tags: politics, government, hr5252, cope
• The Tom Kyte Blog: What did I decide on…
  Tom Kyte pushes the idea of “Worst Practices” — right on. Everyone acknowledges (but rarely implements) “Best Practices” … but if you can shame people with a list of worst practices, maybe that’ll actually force people to start improving things.
  Tags: blog, oracle, tomkyte, worstpractices
• Democracy Now! | House Passes Controversial COPE Telecom Bill, Rejects Amendment to Protect Net Neutrality
  Tags: article, politics, internet, business, netneutrality, hype
• one red paperclip
  The story of Kyle MacDonald, who in a year, traded his way from one single red paperclip to a house in Kipling Saskatchewan. Sounds like the crazy trading back in the hey-day of Magic: the Gathering.
  Tags: blog, economics, marketing, trading, kylemacdonald, paperclip

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since July 3, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• Juvenile on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
  “Grace // Cock Flavoured Soup Mix” — ha, ha. I wonder how it’d go with Spotted Dick.
  Tags: flickr, photo, food, grace, cock, soup
• YouTube – Bud Light Nagafuki Surprise
  Best Bud Light ad, ever. “It lay eggs now. Enjoy!”
  Tags: ad, advertising, funny, sushi, budweiser, youtube
• Bud Light: Nagafuki Surprise | Tubespot
  Best Bud Light ad, ever. “It lay eggs now. Enjoy!” (in QuickTime format)
  Tags: ad, advertising, funny, sushi, budweiser
• CCPC: Psalms
  Hugh Sung’s arrangement of the Psalms for the Christ Covenant Presbyterian Church, made available as PDFs, “copyright free” (as in beer) for reuse.
  Tags: music, religion, church, psalms, hughsung
• Everything Sysadmin: Anti-spam trick: Grey listing
  Tom Limoncelli outlines a technique he’s referring to as “grey listing” where unknown senders get a soft bounce. Spammers won’t attempt redelivery but legitimate mailers should, albeit with varying length delay.
  Tags: article, sysadmin, mail, spam, tomlimoncelli
• Storage Tower from Addonics
  Four 5 1/4″ drive bays, supports IDE, ATAPI and SATA drives, 8″x8″x13″. ST5X1PM (5X1 Port Multiplier), $200. STMPC (Barebones), $119.
  Tags: product, hardware, disk, enclosure, addonics
• amanda-congdon.jpg (450×691)
  Amanda is teh hawtness.
  Tags: photo, amandacongdon
• rec.games.netrek: Announcing new Windows client – Netrek XP 2006
  I can’t believe (but I’m glad) that there are still folks developing Netrek. I’m going to have to find some time to play again, just for old times’ sake.
  Tags: usenet, games, netrek, win32, client, software
• 4chan.org
  ZOMG!@# It’s like Fark, but with absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever. NSFW or anything else for that matter. You’ve been warned.
  Tags: community, forum, images, anime, funny, nsfw
• jwz – the truthiness of monkey butter
  Appaerntly Stephen Colbert says “monkey butter” on the Daily Show. (via jwz, natch.)
  Tags: blog, livejournal, stephencolbert, jwz, monkeybutter

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since June 26, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• Digg Drop: Cartoons on YouTube
  Here’s a list of a bunch of vintage TV cartoons that have made it to YouTube.
  Tags: youtube, videos, vintage, cartoons
• LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure – The Dungeon of Dossy
  Very cool mashup of old-style D&D gaming with LiveJournal data.
  Tags: games, d%26d, livejournal, mashup, fun
• Netscape live! – The Jason Calacanis Weblog
  Congratulations, Jason. After the buzz dies down on this one, what’ll you be building next?
  Tags: blog, aol, netscape, journalism
• You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers. | Ask A Ninja
  OMG!!!1!! Why didn’t anyone TELL me about this before? Just watched the latest, question #22, and I’m still laughing. This is the kind of vlogging that should exist, not that other crap.
  Tags: video, vlog, comedy, funny, ninjas, youtube
• Genialer Gitarrenspieler bei iSNiCHWAHR.com – Remember where you’ve seen it first!
  Funtwo’s rendition of JerryC’s arrangement of Pachebel’s Canon.
  Tags: music, video, guitar, funtwo, jerryc, pachebel, canon, youtube
• DELL UltraSharp 2007FP 20.1-inch Flat Panel LCD Monitor
  Price around $420 USD as of June 2006.
  Tags: product, lcd, monitor, dell
• Epica Awards 2005 Finalist: Campari, “The Secret”
  Very nice visuals, cute twist. Possibly NSFW. (via Elf Sternberg)
  Tags: video, epica, advertising, awards, campari, secret, topless
• Picasa Web Albums: Gayglers @ SF Pride
  Custom Google t-shirts with “I’m feeling proud!” on the back. (via Tom Limoncelli)
  Tags: photos, google, gay, pride, gayglers

del.icio.us/dossy (RSS) links since June 19, 2006 at 09:00 AM:

• Websense – Security Labs Alert: Santa Barbara Trust (Voice Phishing)
  “Vishing” or “voice phishing” is the new black. It was inevitable with the onset of ridiculously cheap VoIP. How long before people start using trojaned VoIP outdials to initiate DDoS attacks against someone or some company’s phone? Tick, tick, tick ..
  Tags: security, vishing, voip, phishing
• Goodbye, Command and Control — Margaret Wheatley full-text article
  “[…] over the years, leaders consistently have chosen control rather than productivity.” Amen.
  Tags: article, business, management, leadership, margaretwheatley
• computerhope.com: Windows XP downloads
  Need tasklist.exe for WinXP Home? Download it from computerhope.com (until it’s gone).
  Tags: software, windows, winxp
• Hippo eats dwarf
  Looks like a scan of a newspaper clipping. No idea if this is legit or not, but it IS funny. Well, maybe not if you’re the dwarf, but … you know what I mean.
  Tags: newspaper, article, funny, hippopotamus, dwarf