Today on /. someone announced that MySQL Gets Functions in Java, or that you can write UDFs (User Defined Functions) in Java that can be used from within MySQL.
Apparently, David Sklar has implemented what he calls myphp, which lets you use PHP as a UDF from MySQL.
Now, what would be a dream to me is to bring two of my favorite things (you know, Tcl and MySQL) together to let you call Tcl procs as UDFs from MySQL. Unfortunately, Jeremy Cole has already used the name MyTCL which is the successor to tcl-sql. So … I guess if I implement mytcl.so, I’ll have to name it something different.
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Oh, really.
Looks like you made it home alright. :-)