Archive for 2006

Oh noes! I’m obese! ROFLOMG!@#

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

BMI 33.7 is OBESE!

So, my friend Joe sends me a special invite to check out Revolution Health and I decide to check out the “BMI Calculator” which takes your height and weight and tries to approximate your BMI. Well, apparently, for someone who’s 5′3″ and 190 pounds, it thinks my BMI is 33.7 which it tells me is not just “overweight” or “chubby” but “obese.” Damn. I’m one fat bastard.

Watch out, or I might eat you in a fit of uncontrollable hunger.

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Why yes, I reply to 6 year old emails

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

---Mutt: ~/Mailbox [Msgs:5164 New:14 Old:81 ...

Yes, that’s the status line of my Mutt window telling me I’ve got 5,164 messages in my email inbox, of which 14 are new. I’ve got mail in there dating back to September, 2000. A lot of it is stuff I just never got around to filing away into subfolders, but there’s plenty of messages from old friends and acquaintances that I just never got around to replying to!

As part of my desire to clean up my intellectual messes with the quickly approaching 2007, I’m going to go through each and every email and decide whether to file it, delete it, or reply to it right then and there–even if it’s 6 years late. I just can’t let it go on any longer.

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del.icio.us/dossy links since December 11, 2006 at 09:00 AM

Monday, December 18th, 2006

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Monday, December 11th, 2006

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Totally inappropriate Christmas humor

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

I just couldn’t help it, I have to preserve this snippet of a conversation I’m having:


[12:21] jayridge: u have bad attitude

[12:21] jayridge: where is ur xmas spirit

[12:21] Dossy: it's nailed to a cross.

[12:21] jayridge: lol