So, it appears that people actually try to set records for sending text messages on cellphones. There’s even a $17,500 prize for the winner, Kimberly Yeo. She managed to press those little mini-chicklets fast enough to type this 160-character message in 43 seconds:
“The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.”
But, who ever would type a message like that, anyway? The real question is: how many seconds does it take to text “hey u wanna mak hot fuk after skool”?