Causes come and go, but Breast Awareness Month is a keeper.
In support of such a good cause, I’m trying to be extra-aware this month of all the lovely breasts I see! Please, don’t get all bent if I’m staring at your chest — I’m just doing my part to support the cause!
Can you imagine what life would be like in a world without boobs? Sad, sad indeed.
Oh, and apparently those pasties pictured above are available for sale on eBay.
I thought every month was Breast Awareness Month
Absolutely, Dave … except in October, women wear pink ribbons to signal to you that “it’s okay to stare at mine.”
Seriously, that’s what they mean. Don’t let anyone tell you different.