So, I was in the local supermarket the other day and my spouse, who knows how much I love teh funny, picks up a can and goes, “Here, you’ll like this.” This is what she hands me:
I quickly put it back on the shelf, whipped out my camera phone, and took a quick snap.
Yes, that does say “Spotted Dick.” It’s a can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding. Those are just five words that don’t belong in a sentence with that kind of proximity. Apparently people eat Dick and like it, when it’s Spotted. Ahh, those strange Brits are just so queer.
UPDATE 2006-06-13: My friend Kevin shares some cock flavoured soup mix. Superb!
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xy says:
Ash Kayler says:
Oh my…I never knew such a product existed – LOL!!
It’s a traditional pudding, dick used to mean dough, but it is quite funny! Try some its really good with custard.
Dick is from “puddik” pudding back in the 1800’s Shortened to DICK.. Made of suet.. Really good for your heart!
Yeah – You americans are well funny! Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is?
Would love to lose all sense of intelligence. maybe i could become presidnent then!
Spotted dicks? i saw a few in the White house.
Do Architects really love eating spotted dick? Right after a main course of cock flavoured soup?
Ah, yes, can’t forget about the cock flavoured soup.
“wish i was american. Would love to lose all sense of intelligence”, you dont miss what you never had eh!!!!
“Wish i was american. lets invade a country where we dontknow where it is? Would love to lose all sense of intelligence”
LIKE THEY SAY, YOU DONT MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD!!
Is that balls and all? Followed by the cream of sum-yung-gy?
Really, six bucks seems reasonable for a mouth full of spotted dick.
Whores in NY charge alot more. But I know Architects who just love to chomp on pork, spotted or not.
i love a dribble of cheese.
How much is six bucks in real money?
isn’t that Kerry’s wife… Heinz Bobbitt?
hahheahaEHaehh! Pretty good! “Here’s roof sniper, dick spotted. May I shot him?” haha
How dare you make fun of spotted dick! It’s traditional.
Hmmmm spotted dick, normally I woudl say if its spotted stay away… but is this case with
LOTS O CREAM its amazing!!!
What store were you in that had Spotted Dick for sale?
Name & City please would be nice.
Thanks Earle
Earle: I believe it was my local Stop & Shop here in Butler, New Jersey.
mmmmmmmmm….SPOTTED DICK…….BRING IT ON BABY!…….CREAM PIE ALL OVER MY FACE, OH YA YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
its almost as yummy as alyson’s cream!
Oh ya, I have lots O cream thats comes out of my SPOTTED DICK! Oh ya 8 LBS of Sturdy Meat!
Hey Travaglione, open up a can of your spotted dick
Oh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ida/Clyde: You need a hobby. One that doesn’t involve commenting on this blog entry.
I know, I have a hobby and it is commenting on this blog to make my friend laugh! and your hobby is reading my comments….
You brittish pussies sure do whine alot…Mabey in the UK that makes sense but in America its effin funny…so go eat a dick!!! hehehehehehehe
I work at a byerlys and that is EXACTLY what i did after work xD haha i was laughing my head off.