Dilbert: Where’s your artificial sense of urgency?

Dilbert, 2006-07-25

Dilbert, to PHB: Is it more important to follow our documented process or to meet the deadline?

Dilbert: I only ask because our deadline is arbitrary and our documented process was pulled out of someone’s lower torso.

PHB: Where’s your artificial sense of urgency?

Dilbert: Teamwork killed it.

Some days, I swear, Scott Adams must be following me around, watching me work.

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