It’s days like today that I feel like Scott Adams has been watching my relationship with my wife from behind the fourth wall:
Girl: You treat every conversation like it’s a contest where you have to be the one who is right!
Dilbert: It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong.
Girl: See? There it is!
Dilbert: I’m pretty sure that was you again.
Thank you, Scott. I sent this to my wife and we both had a laugh–perhaps a nervous one–today.