Taking a quick break while working tonight, I decided to surf some USENET and saw this message in alt.religion.pastafarianism:
I just saw “The complete book of Pilates”
Shivel me timbels…one flom your lockel Jones San?
To my Japanese Pilates bretheren, I say, “ALLLLLLLLL!” (Of course, the Japanese know that ninjas are cooler …)
(If this makes absolutely no sense to you, perhaps you should brush up on your Engrish.)