Archives for February 2006

Children’s Advil is tasty; Cherry Tootsie-Pops taste like medicine

My older daughter, Charlie, is quite finicky about her medicine and the way it tastes. Ever since she was a baby, the family rule was the grown-up administering the medicine had to taste it first to see how awful it was before giving it to our daughter. Let me tell you, lots of children’s liquid suspension medicine tastes like rat poison. (If rat poison doesn’t taste like this, it ought to, because it’d sure kill a rat.)

This morning, my daughter had woken up with a temperature and had vomited a little, but was fine for most of the day. However, but at bedtime after her bath she felt a bit warm, so I gave my daughter some Children’s Advil before bed. She took a look at the cup and saw it was purple (which usually means grape flavored, which she likes) and said, “I think I’ve had this before and I think I like it.” She took a small sip, nodded approvingly, and downed the rest. Like testing a fine wine, she’s quite the connoisseur. I have to agree with her, those flavor scientists at Advil got the formula right: all children’s liquid suspension medicine ought to taste like this stuff.

My younger daughter, Suzie, on the other hand, is absolutely indiscriminate about the taste of medicine. Hell, she asks for the stuff like it’s candy and we have to keep reminding her that, “If you take medicine when you’re not sick, it won’t work as well when you really are sick.” Tonight, the kids had a bit of candy for dessert after supper, and Suzie ended up with a “cherry” flavored Tootsie-Pop. I put “cherry” in scare quotes because that death-on-a-stick doesn’t taste like any cherry I’ve ever tasted. I knew I was right when Suzie, after taking a few licks of the thing, pulls it out of her mouth and says, “Daddy, this tastes like medicine!” Of course, she went on licking the thing some more, but right away I knew that she’d gotten a “cherry” flavored candy. She quickly gave up trying to eat the thing (smart girl!) and went on to the Valentine’s Day red, pink and white M&M’s she had in front of her. Luckily, those things actually taste like chocolate. :-)

Chinglesh? Chingrish? Naked Conversations!

A kind stranger at work named Holly IM’ed me out of the blue after she spotted my name in the acknowledgements for Shel Israel’s and Robert Scoble’s new book, Naked Conversations. She’s going to the book’s launch party and offered to try and get me an autographed copy — how sweet of her! Turns out, she blogs too.

By now, everyone’s heard of “Engrish,” that dialect of English that’s spoken by Japanese translators and marketing people … but what about the Chinese? Holly puts forth the suggestion that they speak “Chinglesh“, and not “Chingrish.” What do you think it should be?

Tags:
blogging,
books,
engrish,
chinglesh,
chingrish

Increasing the Cuteness Factor of this blog

Here’s a cheap attempt at increasing the Cuteness Factor of this blog. My daughters love to play on our computers — no surprise, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Yesterday, my younger daughter Suzie was playing on the computer and yawning, since it was close to her nap time. I told her, “After you’re done playing, you’re going upstairs for a nap.” A short while later, I noticed she was very quiet and sitting still, so I leaned over from my desk and took a peek and this is what I saw:

Suzie sleeping, 2006-02-15, #1Suzie sleeping, 2006-02-15, #2

I can just hear the collective, “Awwww, that’s so cute.” I’ve often fallen asleep in my chair at the computer, but never as cutely as she did. She’s just a born natural, you know?

Tags:
family,
kids,
sleep,
cute

Spotted Dick? You put it in your mouth? Are you serious?

So, I was in the local supermarket the other day and my spouse, who knows how much I love teh funny, picks up a can and goes, “Here, you’ll like this.” This is what she hands me:

Heinz Spotted Dick

I quickly put it back on the shelf, whipped out my camera phone, and took a quick snap.

Yes, that does say “Spotted Dick.” It’s a can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding. Those are just five words that don’t belong in a sentence with that kind of proximity. Apparently people eat Dick and like it, when it’s Spotted. Ahh, those strange Brits are just so queer.

UPDATE 2006-06-13: My friend Kevin shares some cock flavoured soup mix. Superb!

Tags:
food,
humor

How to find what depends on a stored procedure in Sybase

Oracle really spoils you with the ALL_DEPENDENCIES data dictionary view. If you want to know what depends on what, you just query it. These days, I’m working in Sybase again, so I had to figure out how to do it using Sybase’s data dictionary views. Hopefully you’re looking for the same thing and this will be useful to you:

SELECT o.id, o.name, o.type
FROM sysobjects AS o, sysobjects AS do, sysdepends AS d
WHERE do.name = 'procedureName'
AND d.depid = do.id
AND o.id = d.id

Just replace 'procedureName' with the name of the procedure you’re interested in.

Tags:
database,
sql,
oracle,
sybase

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The Northern NJ MySQL February 2006 Meetup

Back in October 2003, I signed up as an organizer for the Northern NJ MySQL Meetup Group. I mostly let the group sit idle, since I didn’t have much time to really promote it. Then, a year later, Steve G. contacted me and said he’d be interested in actually meeting up! Thanks to Steve, I scheduled the first meetup in March 2005 and even blogged about it. Four people attended that first meetup: Steven B., Steve G., Mike I. and myself. I was absolutely thrilled, it was a great success.

Almost a year later, we’re still meeting up every month. This past meetup, the February 2006 meetup, we had a whopping 11 people attend! This has been our largest meetup to date. I even posted a few photos from the meetup as proof. Steve G. gave his presentation on the “contact manager” project we started last meetup, this time using Smarty templates for PHP. He’s posted the code up on njgeeks.org, check out his blog entry where he links to the code. In attendance were: Glen B., Steven B., Jim D., Juan G., Steve G., Mike I., Doug M., Nancy S., Bill W., Kipp W. and myself.

At the meetups, we discuss all sorts of things, not just strictly limited to MySQL. We discuss whatever is of interest to the folks who attend, which has included MySQL, PHP, Debian and Ubuntu Linux, various web startups, Web 2.0, blogging, podcasting, RSS and syndication, social networking, writing books and so on. I’m even trying to get folks interested in AOLserver and Tcl, although it’s never easy to do. We’ve been meeting at the Panera Bread on Route 4 West in Paramus, NJ, the one that’s in the same mini-mall as the Daffy and Kohls, across the highway from the Bergen Mall and the Cittone Institute. We meet around 7:00 PM although I usually can’t make it there until 8:00 PM. There’s free wi-fi at the location, so bring your laptop if you’ve got one.

If you’re interested, I urge you to join our meetup then RSVP for the March 2006 meetup. If you’ve got questions, don’t hesitate to contact me, I’ll be glad to answer whatever questions you might have. Hopefully, we’ll see you at the next meetup! Come celebrate our first year anniversary meetup and see what we’re all about.

Tags:
meetup,
new jersey,
local,
event,
mysql,
open source

Are direct quotes better out of context?

It turns out that more AOL employees are blogging now. One of them happens to be Sree Kotay. Sree blogs about our recent AOL All-Hands meeting where Eric Schmidt of Google was present. He quotes a portion of it completely out of context (which gets picked up by Inside Google):

I don’t remember, verbatim, the question, but the gist of it was, “At AOL, we tend to have Programmers that offer our members a very managed experience that comforts them, whereas at Google, its much more automation and technology oriented – can you comment on this philosophy difference?”

And Eric replied, “When you say Programmer and we say Programmer, we mean very different things… Does that answer the question?”

Completely out of context like this, it might sound like Eric’s making a cheap dig at the quality of computer programmers at AOL vs. those at Google. However, the context of the question was one about the differing cultures at AOL, where our content is heavily “programmed” by our editorial staff which we refer to as “programmers” vs. Google’s highly automated and algorithmic presentation of content. In that context, Eric’s response is very clear and not as negative as the quote might sound out of context, as it were.

That isn’t to say that Google’s computer programmers aren’t of a completely different caliber than AOL’s computer programmers, but I don’t think that was necessarily the intent of his response. I could be wrong, but I at least wanted to put forth this attempt at a clarification in case I’m not.

Samantha Burns has got it going on

Samantha Burns

Four months ago, I blogged about Samantha Burns, who was then a new Canadian blogger and back then I knew she was going to make it big. Well, she’s kept it up and is now serving ads on her blog, so I hope she’s making some good money off her hard work.

She recently posted about Penn Jillette’s NPR essay, the same one I blogged about back in December. I started a conversation amongst a few of the readers there: I won’t reproduce them here. Instead, go check out her blog and the comments and leave your own thoughts on the matter there. Or, you can leave a comment for me here, if you like.

Tags:
blogging,
religion,
npr

Dear Lazyweb: FD passing on Win32? How?

There’s a technique in Unix where you can pass a file descriptor (FD) from one process to another through Unix domain sockets on BSD or pipes on SysV. However, how do you do it on Win32? The “Unix emulation” that Windows provides, called Interix, says in its UNIX Application Migration Guide:

The two sockets functions recvmsg and sendmsg appear in many network applications but are not supported by Interix. These functions are the only way to pass an open file descriptor from one running process to another running process.

This doesn’t make it sound very promising. Can you really not pass FD’s between processes on Win32? In the hopes that someone else out there who knows Win32 much better than I do has already solved this, I’m asking for help. If you know of a way to pass FDs on Win32, please leave me a note in the comments or send me an email. Remember, I know how to do it on Unix already. I’m asking specifically for how to do it on Win32, if it’s even possible. Thanks.

Tags:
lazyweb,
win32,
coding