Oh, that first cigarette always tastes SO good

Arrived in South Africa safe and sound as well as all our luggage. The kids were freaking awesome–they’re really cut out to be world travellers. I even survived the 18 hour stretch without a cigarette, without being all cranky and stuff.

Now, we’re at my mother- and father-in-law’s house in Victory Park, Gauteng and for now I’m using their ADSL connection. Here’s the speedtest.net results:

Speed test of Telkom SA ADSL

Tomorrow, we head into Cresta Shopping Center so I can pick up a HSPDA/3G card for my MacBook Pro and a few SIM cards for our BlackBerry phones so we can make local calls.

I’m being called downstairs for dinner, but I’ll try to fill in some more details when I get a chance.

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The great voyage of 2008

High-level map of South Africa.

I haven’t blogged about this yet, but tonight, we leave for South Africa for six weeks. We’re taking the kids with us, and they’re going to miss a few weeks of school in exchange for what will hopefully be an invaluable learning experience.

We will be visiting my spouse’s fairly large family all over the place. There will be places to go and people to see. We’ll be there through the holidays, returning in the new year.

I will be online as much as I can be through various connectivity methods–it’ll be interesting to see where and how I can get connected around the country.

If there are any South Africans reading this blog, feel free to share any tips or suggestions you might have. Thanks.

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It’s family picture time!

We recently had photos taken at church for the upcoming printing of the church directory. I think the picture came out really nicely, so I’m posting it here, too.

2008-09-12

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My iTunes party shuffle knows I’m weird

I’ve always known that I’m not like most other people, but it’s funny when even my iTunes party shuffle knows how strange I am, even in my musical tastes. Here’s the last 5 songs, the currently playing song, and the next 5 songs right now:

  • Pour Some Sugar On Me (Def Leppard)
  • Man Of Mystery (Baronics)
  • Summer Time (David Jacobsen)
  • Something to Believe In (Poison)
  • My Three Moons (Michael Manring)
  • 1821 Rossini – The Barber Of Seville – Overture
  • Snake Got Legs (Michael Manring)
  • Burn Up (Siouxsie & the Banshees)
  • 1854 Liszt: Les Preludes
  • Overture (Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
  • Peter and the Wolf Remix (Greg Patillo)

Perhaps this isn’t as bizarre a variety as I might think, but I haven’t met anyone else yet who’d see this shuffle and think, “Wow, great listening!”

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My mind is full of strange today

Kill it with fire. I don’t know why, but I’ve been saying this a lot lately. Epic lulz.

Kung Fu Panda. I might actually cave in and see this in IMAX. This movie is so obviously made of win.

Not only do I dislike Java, this past weekend I spent time decompiling it with Jad in order to make changes to an application whose source code has been lost. Strangely, decompiled Java is usually less obfuscated than human-authored Java. That says a lot about how bad most Java programmers are. Think about it.

Penrose triangle

After years of pondering, I’ve finally decided what I want as my first tattoo: a Penrose triangle. I love the idea of impossible objects as tattoo art.

I think I want to put it on my left forearm, just above the wrist. I still haven’t decided if I want it on the inner or outer arm, yet. I also have no idea where to go or who to ask to do it, either.

I received my BlackBerry code signing key today, so I can start using the “controlled APIs” in the application I’m developing. I’ll talk more about it when I have something that’s actually usable, but if you’ve been following my Twitter stream, you already have an idea of what it is.

I’m officially a Taproot Foundation volunteer

Taproot Foundation logo

After hearing about the Taproot Foundation from Jennifer, who came to the November MySQL Meetup and told me about it, I decided to complete a profile as a volunteer. Shortly after, someone contacted me and we had a brief chat and scheduled me for their December 11th orientation at the Time-Life Building in NYC, which was this past Tuesday.

In a nutshell, the Taproot Foundation is nonprofit organization that awards service grants for other nonprofits’ projects, to be performed by volunteers, for free.

Attending the orientation and completing the volunteer agreement form was the last step before I could be selected by an account director to work on a service grant (project). Now, I’m just waiting to hear from someone who wants me on their team.

Why am I signing up to volunteer my time for free? Especially after my recent financial stumble just a few weeks ago? How can I possibly have time to volunteer when I should be trying to squeeze every billable hour out of my non-sleeping time?

I like to say, “The best gifts are the ones you cannot wrap.” I’ve always enjoyed giving of my time and talents where they are wanted. As a teenager, I worked as a volunteer at a local hospital, as well as at a homeless shelter. As an adult, I’ve been playing guitar for the Sunday school children at church, as well as singing in the church choir, and I plan to participate in the Sierra Bravo’s F1 Overnight Website Challenge in March 2008. Volunteering through the Taproot Foundation is the kind of thing that really suits me.

I’ll write more about my experiences volunteering for Taproot once I’m on a service grant. Until then, if you want to ask me questions, feel free to leave a comment below. Or, perhaps you want to sign up as a volunteer yourself!

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My LOLbiznes cards have arrived!

I ordered my LOLbiznes cards on November 25, and they arrived yesterday on December 3, a day ahead of schedule.

My LOLbiznes cards, let me show you them

I compared two companies, VistaPrint and PrintsMadeEasy.com. I decided to order from PrintsMadeEasy.com, since they offered smaller quantities and I was just experimenting with this batch of cards, so I didn’t want to spend a lot of money, overall.

For cheap on-demand printing at low quantities of personal cards, the cards from PrintsMadeEasy.com came out fine. Some cards–I’d guess, maybe 1 in 10 or so–didn’t print properly, with toner not adhering to the card stock properly or other visual defects. The color profile of their printer is a bit too heavy on the magenta as the front-side art is a lot more purple-tinted than it should have been. The cards are good enough, but if you’re looking for perfection, this isn’t it.

I placed the order on Nov. 25 and it arrived Dec. 3, or eight days later. The guaranteed delivery was by Dec. 4. For 100 glossy, double-sided business cards, it cost $19.99 and $6.95 for shipping and handling, for a total of $26.94. Uploading my own design for the front and back was included, free. The net cost per card is $0.27 each.

Compare this to VistaPrint, whose minimum quantity is 250 cards for $19.99, and they charge $4.99 per uploaded design, plus $9.99 more for glossy finish, and $6.99 for double-sided: $46.95 total. Add $9.15 for 14-day shipping, and you’re talking $56.10, or a cost of $0.22 per card.

Generally, folks order in larger quantities, typically 1,000 at a time, so lets compare those prices. VistaPrint: $71.95 + $11.15 S&H = $83.10 or $0.083 per card. PrintsMadeEasy.com: $79.99 + $8.85 S&H = $88.84 or $0.089 per card.

Costs aside, both sites provide reasonable web interfaces for uploading your own designs and preparing your order. PrintsMadeEasy.com uses a Flash-based interface which I really dislike, but it does work and I was able to complete my order using it. No real surprises here.

In the end, I would certainly order from PrintsMadeEasy.com again for small quantity orders just to test out new designs, but I do want to give VistaPrint a try just to compare the print quality difference. If they can deliver better quality, I would definitely use them for larger quantity jobs, where the price difference becomes negligible.

Have you ordered cards from VistaPrint? How did they come out? Or, do you have any other on-demand business card printing companies to recommend? Let me know about them in the comments. Thanks!

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Why do what’s right when doing what’s wrong is easier?

sixteenbynine asked in his LJ:

Once, a while ago, someone asked me a question I couldn’t answer at the time: “Why do the right thing when you might not even get rewarded for it? Especially when it’s just easier to do the wrong thing most of the time anyway?”

Talk about living in a stacked deck!

Here’s the answer I came up with and posted in the comments:

When your only motivation for doing something is a reward, then when you don’t get the reward, you fail. You may be tempted to do what’s wrong if you believe it will lead to the reward. Therefore, the conditions for success are external to you. You are focused on the effect.

When your only motivation for doing something is doing what’s right, you only fail if you fail to do what you intended. The success or failure is entirely dependent on you and what you do. You are focused on the cause.

The latter–doing what’s right–is a stronger strategy because you absolutely control your outcome of success or failure. Doing what’s wrong is weaker because you can’t always control the outcome–the effect.

In my opinion, doing what’s right is simply the smarter strategy.

I just hope I can find the strength and wisdom to focus on doing what’s right.

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I CAN HAS A BIZNES CARD

The last time I had business cards printed was back around 1995. I think I ordered a box of 250 cards, ended up giving out maybe 100 at most, and used the rest as scrap paper for disposable notes on my desk. Since then, I haven’t bothered to order updated business cards as I’ve changed phone numbers, addresses or jobs.

Recently, though, I’ve been asked by people if I have a business card often enough that saying “no” has become a pattern. Just last night, I went out to dinner with my family, and while outside smoking a cigarette, I started chatting with another patron who was doing the same. Turns out he also works a tech. job and asked me for my card. I ended up jotting down my contact information on a card for the restaurant and handed it to him.

In the past, this wouldn’t have mattered to me. But, now that I’m consulting full-time, these quick introductions could turn into valuable business leads that I could really use, now. The lack of preparedness and professionalism isn’t going to give that prospective client the sense of confidence I want them to have in my abilities and overall product.

So, last night I decided I was going to design and order myself a set of business cards. I wanted to create a card that was unusual, humorous, unique and memorable–qualities that reflect my nature and approach. The front of the card borrows from the LOLcats meme, as well as the “let me show you them” meme. I have yet to hear of anyone else making semi-serious LOLbusiness cards, so let me be the first. (FIRST!)

The back of the card is simple, informative and efficient–qualities that represent the kind of work I perform. I list my name, a title and contact information with as little clutter as possible. I use the remaining space to list popular technologies (think: keyword stuffing) that I don’t mind taking on work doing. I list AOLserver and Tcl at the top because as the recipient quickly scans down the list, they should cause a hesitation and very likely a question like “what are AOLserver and Tcl” which give me the opportunity to explain them, rather than coming across as pushing them directly.

In case you’re wondering, here’s what the proofs of the card look like, showing front and back:

Dossy's LOLbusiness card, frontDossy's LOLbusiness card, back

In theory, the order I placed online today should be arriving sometime during the first week of December. When I get them, I might write a little something about where I ordered them.

So, what do you think of the cards? Too edgy? Too risky? Not serious enough? Fun, or funny? Would you give me your business if I handed you one of these cards?

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I’m more than just a collection of bullet points

I don’t want to go into specific details, but yesterday, I made a big mistake that impacts our finances. It really got me upset, but I’m very blessed to have an understanding wife and kids as well as very caring and supportive friends. I’m determined to put this behind me and learn what I can from it.

To that end, I’ve spent a little time freshening up my resume on Emurse. Here’s a screenshot of the top of my profile tab:

Dossy's Emurse profile

If you or anyone you know are looking for a hired gun web and database developer, sysadmin, database admin, network engineer, or technology consultant and all around problem-solver, especially in the northern NJ area, I’d love to hear from you. I could really use the money, you know?