Dossy has left the building

I know news travels fast, but I’m betting there are some folks out there who haven’t heard yet: As of this past Monday, October 30th, I no longer work for AOL. My position was eliminated as part of the ongoing layoffs. Now, you know. So, what does this mean for me?

I truly believe in the cliché that “every time one door closes, another one opens.” This is a tremendous opportunity for me as part of my continuous evaluation of my life. It gives me a moment to think clearly and pursue choices that weren’t as convenient before. I can make a serious attempt at getting Panoptic (my mostly idle consulting business) finally into gear. I can explore new employment opportunities. I can even work on some of the more risky business ventures that I’ve been sitting on for quite some time.

With regard to AOLserver, I was passionate about it before joining AOL and will remain involved with it long after. I firmly believe in the technology’s capability as well as the growing community of users and supporters of it. Through Panoptic, I even hope to be able to spend more time devoted to AOLserver, now that I “own my own time” again.

What all this means is that if you have a project in mind that you think might be a good fit for me, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’d be happy to either bid on the work in response to your RFP, or work out a reasonable hourly rate and work with you on a time and materials basis, or entertain other possibilities. Nothing is out of the question at this point: the opportunities are endless.

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Scribd, a startup based on Macromedia FlashPaper 2

Scribd (beta) screenshot, 2006-11-02

Yesterday, Trip Adler sent me an email pimping his new startup, Scribd (currently in private beta). It’s a small startup started by him and Jared Friedman. According to their FAQ:

Scribd lets you share and discover documents online. There are all sorts of features that make it easy and fun to publish, convert, embed, read, and do many other things with documents.

After playing with the site, I have to say they’ve taken a very simple idea and executed it well. They employ a very clean and simple web design and keep the core value (publishing content) front and center. The site navigation is incredibly simple and effective (all text links, practically no use of embedded images). The only embedding that goes on is the actual content–the works that are published–using Macromedia FlashPaper 2.

In a nutshell, I’d describe Scribd as a web-based service for republishing your content using FlashPaper and sharing it with an online community (other Scribd users), as well as being able to embed the Scribd-hosted version in your own pages.

Trip and Jared have already addressed a lot of must-do features: easy licensing of content using Creative Commons licenses, categorization within their taxonomy, user ratings, comments on content, content view tracking statistics.

They also link off to Print(fu) to offer printing of the content, which could allow Scribd users to self-publish works in e-book (or, in this case, FlashPaper) format then allow consumers to request printed copies at their own expense. It’s a great entry into the custom publishing space–if they can monetize on this, it could be big, especially if they can “pay through” the commissions from Print(fu) back to the original content publisher. In other words: if I publish my manuscript at Scribd and someone prints it at Print(fu), I should get paid a percentage of the take, since it was my content. Also, if Scribd allowed me to upload “private” content and allowed me to opt to put it behind a paywall, that could open up another business: e-book distribution. I could then sell my manuscripts as e-books through Scribd, too. Scribd is already handling the user authentication–if they add the payment processing and authorization, they could do this.

Someone, invest in, buy or hire these guys–quick! They’re bright, they’ve got a great idea and they’ve executed it really well! I can’t wait to see where they take this idea, but the possibilities are wide open.

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My first ascension, on Crimboween!

New Events:

10/31/06 08:02:22 PM – Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.

My first ascension ever and I managed to do it on Crimboween! Awesome like woah.

Update: Correction, it wasn’t Crimboween, it was Halloween XI. This coming Porktober 8, it’ll be Crimboween. Lets see if I can ascend then, too! Heh.

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Jason announces his new show on PodTech Network

So, Jason Calacanis officially announced the coming of his new podcast where he’s going to donate the proceeds of the show to charity. Apparently, he’s raised $100K so far and it’s going to the private Bay Ridge Preparatory School in Brooklyn, NY, so that “disadvantaged youth” can attend. It’s a great way to give back to the community and a good way of making the world a better place to live.

Interestingly, Jason asks:

“Who should I have as my first guest?”

Let me see … quoting from the press release:

“The weekly show […] will focus on Jason’s insights in new media and technology trends and those of his special guests.”

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“The media philanthropy model that the CalacanisCast show represents is a first example of a sustainable, high-quality media property that generates not only awareness, but monetary support, for philanthropic causes.”

How about interviews with people who do the work for philanthropic causes. Ask them how this new media and the latest technology trends has affected their causes. Is it enabling? Can they bring benefit a larger audience now? Garner more support and volunteers?

Jason, you could provide insight into ways we can continue to evolve new media in a direction that could further meet their needs and goals. Wouldn’t it be keen to see a “Web 2.0” startup built around providing a service that facilitates or works to directly achieve some goal of one of these philanthropic organizations?

Of course, I don’t know if this would build you an audience. But, just another bunch of talking heads egobating about their wild successes and “the next big thing” isn’t exactly what I’d consider a “high-quality media property.” Highly valuable to advertisers, maybe, but value isn’t quality.

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Paul Graham’s “18 Mistakes That Kill Startups”

Paul comes up with his list of 18 Mistakes That Kill Startups and shares a bunch of conventional wisdom that I’ll try to summarize quickly …

Worst Practices

It’s easier to catch yourself doing something you shouldn’t than always to remember to do something you should.

In consulting, “Best Practices” is all the rage. But, often, they’re not universal. They’re really “Best Practices for a specific condition or environment,” and those constraints can often be fine-grained. On the other hand, actual “Worst Practices” are more likely to be universal. This makes them orders of magnitude more useful.

1. Single Founder

Either you’re greedy and don’t want to share success, or you and/or your ideas suck and nobody will join forces with you. Smell that? It’s failure, cooking.

2. Bad Location

Why are there more startups in Silicon Valley than, say, New Jersey? I call it “density of interest.” There’s a high density of people who are interested in startups are. Like gravity, there’s a poorly understood and mysterious attractive force that continues to draw more people in, further increasing density. How’d it start? Perhaps there was a big bang. (Paul writes more about this here: How to Be Silicon Valley.)

3. Marginal Niche

Competition is good and healthy. If your idea is so great, wouldn’t you expect others to follow and try to compete? If you have no competition, perhaps it’s because your idea sucks. Smell that … ?

4. Derivative Idea

Someone has a great idea. Should you take it as your own and compete directly? Or, can you do them one better? Oh, an idea that scratches an itch you personally have improves the chances you’ll be passionate enough about it to make it work.

5. Obstinacy

Be resilient and tenacious. “A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he gives up.” But, learn from your mistakes. Repeating an action and expecting different results is insanity. Listen to people who care: your users.

6. Hiring Bad Programmers

A startup’s founders have to be experts in the necessary skills to get the startup started. If you want it done right, do it yourself. Hire less talented people later on, when you can afford the risk.

7. Choosing the Wrong Platform

Buying more hardware is cheaper than engineering time” is a lie. Anyone who says otherwise probably sells hardware or has friends who do. If startups could ever possibly succeed having made fundamentally wrong decisions, we’d be seeing a lot more successful startups in the news. In other words: don’t build your castle on a swamp.

8. Slowness in Launching

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. You don’t have a product until it’s out the door.

9. Launching Too Early

Don’t be a victim of your own success. If you’re not ready to win, don’t get in the game yet. Look what happened to Friendster (PDF). Don’t be a Friendster.

10. Having No Specific User in Mind

If you want to sell ice to eskimos, you have to have ice and you have to know some eskimos. If you don’t know any eskimos …

11. Raising Too Little Money & 12. Spending Too Much

Over ten years ago, Norm Brodsky said just because you run out of money doesn’t mean you were undercapitalized. Paul echoes this again, today. Yes, you need enough money to make your idea a reality, but the easiest way to end up with a million dollars is to start with ten million (and losing nine).

13. Raising Too Much Money

Unless your startup idea is “how to raise lots of money,” don’t spend too much time doing it. Raise enough to get going, then get back to work. Don’t let money be the boss of you.

14. Poor Investor Management

Just because someone gave you money doesn’t make them an expert in your area. A talented investor should be an expert in evaluating risk. If they insist on having control, that’s probably because they believe there’s too much risk to leave it in your hands. If they’re investing anyway, that’s probably a bad sign. Don’t let your investors destroy your startup.

15. Sacrificing Users to (Supposed) Profit

It’s harder to make something people actually want to use than to make something people are willing to pay for. If people actually want to use it, those who can afford to will pay for it. Don’t ignore monetization strategies, but remember: if you have nothing to monetize, what’s the point?

16. Not Wanting to Get Your Hands Dirty

Regardless of who wears the hats (or wants to), the hats are there. Between everyone in the team, they’ve all got to be worn by someone at some point.

17. Fights Between Founders

Every rose has its thorn. People change. Lives change. Hedge your bets, diversify: see #1 on this list.

18. A Half-Hearted Effort

Success and failure are binary states. The more effort you put in, the higher your chances of success.

Of course, my interpretation and condensation of Paul’s ideas may be incorrect. This was just an attempt to explain my understanding as tersely as possible. If you disagree with my interpretations or anything else for that matter, let me know in the comments below. Are there other “startup worst practices” you can think of that should have been on this list?

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Like to dress up your pets? Share your pictures on AOL!

Katie G. at AOL let me know that AOL Pets is teaming up with LIFE magazine for a Halloween Pet Photo Contest. Nothing says “I’m a weirdo” more than dressing up your pets, taking pictures of them and posting them online for the world to see! I know, I know, it’s “an expression of affection” … yeah, sure.

Sushi dog

Look at that. A dog. Made to look like sushi. Check out the grin on that kid. It just exudes, “When you’re done taking the picture, I’m going to pick up this here knife and stab you in the eye for making me do this.” I see years of therapy in this kid’s future …

Elephant dog

If dogs could talk, this one would probably say something like, “Not only do I look like Dumbo, but I feel really Dumbo.” I hope you doubled up on this dog’s treat ration that night, else I wouldn’t be surprised if he peed on your head while you were sleeping that night.

Look, maybe it’s just me. Maybe it really isn’t as weird as I think it is to dress up your pets. Perhaps they even like it–they are pets, after all. So, if dressing your pets and posting pictures is something you enjoy and your pet doesn’t seem to mind too much, then go and enter the contest. Ten lucky winners will have their photos featured on LIFE.com and one will appear in an upcoming issue of LIFE magazine. To get you started, here’s a link to CostumeSuperCenter.com, where they even have costumes for your pets! (See the “Pet Costumes & Mascots” link.)

Pet and Mascot Costumes at Costume SuperCenter

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Do those knobs and switches really do anything?

Scott Adams blogs about the marvels of the modern airplane cockpit, speculating that airplane manufacturers include many unnecessary controls not connected to anything in order to charge more … and I think he’s absolutely right.

Several years ago, we bought a Sony VCR that had a “Reality Regenerator” button and light on it. I don’t think I want to admit that we chose this VCR over the others because it had this Reality Regenerator, but maybe it played into the decision making. (Congratulations, Sony marketing geniuses.)

So, we were amazed that, no lie, this VCR claims to regenerate reality. I mean, it’s like Jesus in a set-top box. But, exactly what does regenerated reality look like? I’ve owned several VCR’s before this one and several after and let me tell you, Sony’s regenerated reality looks just like the reality of all my other VCR’s. I largely suspect that this was just an unnecessary control that was nothing more than a button connected to a light. Push the button, the light goes on. Push the button, the light goes off. In either state, reality as rendered on the television looked the same. But, we bought the VCR.

I sure hope we didn’t pay more for the VCR than the VCR’s that couldn’t regenerate reality.

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Chris Rock’s mom not so bright: “Cracker” Barrel? Hello!?

So, apparently Chris Rock’s mom, Rose Rock, is newsworthy today: she’s alleging that Cracker Barrel racially discriminated against her.

All I have to say is: what do you expect from a place called “Cracker Barrel”? I mean, I’m not saying it’s okay to racially discriminate–being that I’m not white, either, it sucks when you’re “on the outside, looking in.” But, what, do they need to rename the place “Chez Whiteys” for people to figure it out?

Don’t even get me started on the “Cheesecake Factory” …

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